brian clegg

So I was on the old StumbleUpon earlier, and came across this article about the opening of Knight and Day in Seville, Spain (a city which I visited earlier this year and loved - awesome place). Anyway, it struck me that Tom Cruise was looking very tall next to his wife (or at least equally tall). I remember seeing her tower over him... then I saw his shoes.

Either he just experienced a tremendous growth spurt and simultaneous horrific case of claw foot, or he's wearing some cleverly disguised heels. Nicely played Cruise.

(submitted for evidence are previous photos of the happy couple)

April 5 edit to add: HOLY FUCK! I was showing this video to someone over the weekend and realized that I JUST missed out on this. Possibly by mere minutes. Ol' beardy behind the bar served me a vodka + soda at the very time that GZA was finishing up his set just down the street. For shit's sake. Oh well, had a great time that night, so definitely no regrets. Thought it was worth the mention though.